but my dear, this is not wonderland and you're not alice.
"Girl crush" is literally the female version of no homo
My girl crushes are 100% homo
100%- if i had a chance in hell with Katie McGrath I’d be so long boys hello lesbian
"You can’t just tell someone to fuck off and expect them not to be angry with you"
"LOOK BEFORE CROSSING THE STREET. I swear, if I have to stop one more car or change one more light to red…"
"Of course you failed the test you idiot, you were reading pornos about my brother and that Winchester kid all night!"
An owl gets inside the house. The Owl Whisperer™ tries to get it back outside again. x